Friday, January 07, 2005

Happy Birthday To You

You know who you are.

Love you.

My Doctor says that I need to give up coffee and drink tea instead if I am going to make the healthy lifestyle goals I have.

If I am arrested for killing someone in my caffeine withdrawls I want this entry to be the first line of my criminal defense.

They should make a Law and Order about this. I don't know why I'm not a network executive. I have good ideas.



Blogger Berkeley said...

What did the doc say was wrong with coffee? I've heard it keeps weight around your midsection. So caffeine is bad? I live off caffeine! What am I supposed to do now? Go to bed at a reasonable hour?! That's out of the question.

10:04 AM  
Blogger Chelle in San Diego said...

Yes, supposedly coffee makes your body retain fat but caffinated tea doesn't. WTF?

8:00 PM  

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