Monday, April 18, 2005

The difference between love and sex

So at my age my sex drives starts to ramp up. Just ask my slightly older friend Denyce.

and couple that with the loss of my only sexual outlet in the loss of Sailor Boy-- who was definitely the best sex of my life-- and you have a very very grumpy Michelle.

Who can't see straight.

I'm not sure what I miss most about Dan-- we're still friends, and I do miss the way he held me in the middle of the night and the way that he made me breakfast in the morning. But mainly I miss the f*cking. And I think I can only see him in public places for awhile, just so I don't have to sit on my hands to keep from molesting him.

Sorry Mom if you are reading this.


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